ABOUT...

-WEBCOMIC ARTIST

-IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH BREE

-MASSIVE GEEK

-ANIMAL LOVER

-ACTUALLY DRINKS 8 BOTTLES OF WATER DAILY

-THE SPICIER THE FOOD, THE BETTER

-COOKS A MEAN MEAL

-LOVES FRUITY COCKTAILS & WHISKEY

-HAS A BIG HEART AND AN EVEN BIGGER COCK

-ENJOYS RIDING THE STATIONARY BIKE WHILE WATCHING TV

-THINKS BREE IS FUNNY FOR WRITING THIS BIO, BUT HAS TO FIX ALL OF HER TYPOS

-ELECTRICAL ENGINEER

-IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH DANNY

-MASSIVE NERD

-ALSO AN ANIMAL LOVER

-PREFERS A NICE CAKE OVER ANY PIE

-DRINKS WATER ONLY WHEN COMPLETELY DEHYDRATED

-CAN COOK, BUT COULD LIVE OFF OF CHARCUTERIE EVERY DAY

-LIKES HER SOME TEQUILLA AND RUM

-LOVES DANNY MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

-PREFERS THE ROWING MACHINE WHILE LISTENING TO SEA SHANTIES, PRETENDING TO BE A PIRATE

-KNOWS BREE IS FUNNY FOR WRITING THIS BIO

DONATE!